Tachinatoare de 18 ani!

Who's going to tell your wife? You or me?

What? I can't come into your office like that?

Well, I have some news for you. Ever since you got me pregnant, I can do whatever I want.

So I think it's time you come here and marry me.

What do you mean? I'm only 18 and you can't marry me. Of course you can.