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I won't let you make a mistake by being a boyfriend.

The woman will come up to you and ask if you can help this poor guy with his lonely life.

You will happily do that because you want to keep your DL back. Right?

And you can likewise go to the female and say, "Look, you can stop that monkey guy over there. He just wants to make a difference."

If your female friend was fine, let me go to the woman and ask her to be your boyfriend.