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Hi, I'm Amber, and I'm from this really, really small little farm town in the Midwest.

I mean, not much ever happened there.

Um, can I have a bit of a confession?

I mean, I went to school and everything like that, you know, was a gymnast, did all the fun stuff.

Um, but I just...