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I may have made the duplicate key. I came here because I have something very, very

important to discuss with you. I think it's about time you just dumped your

current girlfriend and get back together with me. What do you think?

Wouldn't it be amazing? I don't know why you started dating her in the first place.

Comparing me to her is like comparing a skyscraper and a semi-basement.