Am împărțit pula imensă a iubitului meu cu cea mai bună prietenă a mea fierbinte

Are you ready?

We're just hanging out. I mean if you have nothing else to do, um, you know, it could be fun. Yeah, we insist

I mean you're nice enough to bring us this gift. It's the least thing we can do. Come on in.

So, um, would you rather eat ass or have your ass eaten?

Eat ass.