Ich muss taeglich meine chefin auf der arbeit fingern und lecken

Well, Chad, tell me, what do you think you have in the way of traits that makes you a good model?

Well, I modeled for the JCPenney catalog when I was a teenager, and I like to be on camera, and my girlfriend thinks I should be famous or something.

Aren't you a little old for this? I mean, really, Chad, you have to understand here, when I think about my male models that I add to my stable here, I need them to be a little younger than you.

I've been doing this for 20 years, and frankly, I'm a little worried about you.

Really? I'm only 23. You mean I'm already a has-been?